If link dump had a budget, we’d protest cutting it

“Wisconsin of the South”? Does that make us pimiento-cheeseheads?

— Speaking of cheese, how about a Hatcher Cracker?

A lady of uncertain age shows up on Hatteras Island.

— Come 2061, will we still be hearing paeans to blacks in gray? But reality triumphs — grownups, take note — in a seventh-grade classroom.

— What astronaut and poet laureate have in common: cold shoulder from Guilford County schools.

Hey, no guacamole dip in the link dump!

— “Too many viewings of Gone with the Wind”?

— Recognition for Morehead City fishing boat sunk off Massachusetts.

— Has North Carolina ever produced a smarter real-life procedural?

— A newsroom wrestles with the Greensboro sit-ins.

— Who is stealing Raleigh’s . “Southern vowel shift” ?

— Passion for records of defunct colleges leads to “one of the geekiest ways to spend a Friday night ever.”

Bodie impolitic?