Dept. of Unlikely Research: underwear satisfaction

“North Carolina is a world leader in producing student theses about underwear….

“[One author] begins by saying: ‘Although my name is attached to this thesis I must admit that God has been the true author; because every word, table and figure have only been made possible through Him.’

“She finishes with these words: ‘Of the 67% of respondents that were dissatisfied with underpants, most (35%) wore a size large.’ ”

— From “Two Underwear Theses in North Carolina”  at Improbable Research (June 15, 2013)